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Greenpeace Claims Barbie A “Serial Killer” Who Is “Destroying Rainforests”…

(The Blaze) — I know this is hard to hear, but Ken dumped Barbie.

That’s at least according to the radical environmental group Greenpeace. The organization recently launched an elaborate marketing campaign protesting the iconic doll’s maker, Mattel, and its alleged use of packaging that contributes to deforestation. The group’s anger lies with the Singapore company Asian Pulp & Paper (APP), which Greenpeace accuses of clearcutting rain forests and destroying endangered species’ habitats.

So to make its point, Greenpeace put together an animated video where Ken finds out that Barbie is really a saw-wielding, crazy woman who hates rainforests and cute, cuddly tigers. The fake interviewer even calls her a “serial killer:”

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The reality is that Barbie had to find a job after that fag Ken ran off with John Edwards. And Skipper, her sister, was no help because she got into drugs and making porn movies in Hollywood. So, Barbie was on her own. Fortunately she met a good timber cutter in Oregon, married him and got into the family logging business.

You fucking liberals can really twist the truth!